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    You won’t see this, but

    There aren’t words for how terrible and insane I feel

     
  2. dekutree:

    where the fuck is the bartender

    (Source: stepanda, via jeffmartinftw)

     
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    evanburdettevevo:

this could be us but u playin

    evanburdettevevo:

    this could be us but u playin

    (Source: twinkfister, via lady-skimblecock)

     
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    Me looking at boo.

    Me looking at boo.

    (via baby-snakes)

     
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    deebott:

    Life hack:  choke him with your thighs a lil bit when he goes down on you. What’s life without a little thrill.

    (via damnitamber)

     
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    I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 25 and younger than 40.

    lady-skimblecock:

    arieltumbling:

    shmemson:

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    whitachi:

    neveth:

    warlordenfilade:

    tanya-posts:

    montanabohemian:

    I feel ancient here

    You’re not alone

    30 on this coming wednesday

    32 in May.

    33 very shortly.

    33 in August. 

    Turned 38 two weeks ago.

    34 in April

    32 in exactly 2 weeks.

    33 in April. Old fart status right here.

    Oh I meant to so this I’m 30.

    (Source: colinodonoghueseyebrow)

     
  9. thedalekwiththebread:

    instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get

    (via shmemson)

     
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    matthew-online:

    lol!

    The second gif fills me with joy

    (Source: ilanawexler)

     
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    Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping.
    — (via zzugzwangg)

    (via johnnypemberton)

     
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    fuckyeahbrycedessner:

    Live At The House: The National (SOHfestival)

    Full set streamed live on Feb 8, 2014 from the Sydney Opera House Forecourt